this is a day where you can tell any female named molly that she smells like a shart, because she does.
“it’s national molly smells like a shart day. molly, you smell like a fucking shart. did you shart your pants?”
by silly baka keira October 29, 2021
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by danielmcael October 11, 2021
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Get the National fuck your best friend day mug.March 19th every year will be a celebration of homosexuality and foot fetishes. This tradition was brought to us from LA in Brunswick Oh.
by LA JAKO March 19, 2019
Get the National Stick Your Foot In A Queer Day mug.Dude 1: Bro I can't keep doing this.
Bro 1: What
Dude 1: Im almost out of hoodies cause November 5th is National Give Your Girl a Hoodie Day
Bro 1: lol Im single so im good
Bro 1: What
Dude 1: Im almost out of hoodies cause November 5th is National Give Your Girl a Hoodie Day
Bro 1: lol Im single so im good
by scope630 November 3, 2019
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Get the November 20th National Cum Jar day mug.On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission
Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!
by not not not benjamin September 26, 2022
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