New Yorkeregret

The feeling of despair that floods your conscience after invariably being asked by a co-worker about a "totally amazing" article that you had skipped over in the New Yorker a month ago--after a moment of hesitation--and will never, ever have another opportunity to read. Ever.

Kevin: Hey, did you read that article by Ken Auletta in last month's New Yorker about the Indian newspapers?
You: Crap. No, I sort of got busy and, ... (trailing off)
Kevin: (wistfully) Oh. My. God. It was seriously the best thing I've read in like, months. It was actually the best thing I've read in probably a year. Five years even.
You: Thanks for the hearty helping of New Yorkeregret.

by nicowags October 15, 2012

New Jersey Drift

When someone goes across a 3 or more lane street in one go without turning on your blinker.

This bastard just pulled a New Jersey Drift.

by YepItsXaddy October 23, 2023

new age jibberish

the most inhumaine cult in the world lives in perth

use - to torture
effect - unknown at this time but we can confirm ita negative for the victim
invented by -

those who speak this language have increased in number since starting again after a brief break
dont forget

tryna brainwash me to think im their friend

new age jibberish - you cant make out the words of their sentence and therefore derive no meaning about what they have said

they will say some words clear which is a delude of for and against
their behaviour language is also jibberish
i guess its because they groom very sick young women with layers of tortures
i think is involved in some way with whatever they drug me with. well i know he is unless he got out.

by Once you discover the meaning May 13, 2023

New Polynomers Country

A Discord server, owned and created by Polygon donut. because the original server had been hacked by a fucking roblox scam link
its cool server 👍😂😹
join it or i will bring you into pongon basement

polynomer 1: man i wonder what happened before New Polynomers Country was created
polynomer 2 (10th member): nothing happened.

by jarbedious jarmelious 2nd jr September 7, 2023

New Musicy

An abstract or avant garde item, phrase, piece of clothing, etc. (example: minimalist nativity scene)

“That dress is so new musicy.”

by Newmusicygirl March 31, 2024

new ulm public

Alright new school, play football and score you'll be alright. Besides that hippies and whore. Your choice.

This place sucks, just like New Ulm Public.

by Rooster💦 May 4, 2018

are you ready for ze new world order?

are you ready for ze new world order?

Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Hahahahahahaha!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
World Economic Forum twenty twenty-three!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You vill own nothing und be happy!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You have given all of your power to me!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Because you are too afraid to live free!
Zis is Klaus Schwab und I'm here to say
You must give more of your rights away
Your sacrifice is ze only remedy
For ze real pandemic: humanity!
Ve must prepare for an angrier world
As agenda twenty-thirty is unfurled
You vill eat ze bugs, living in ze Metaverse
You vill comply, und it vill get worse!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
No more human rights or borders
Ve own you, yours sons, und daughters
Und we've trained you to support us!
Ve make ze problems, then blame you!
For ze damage from everything ve do
Ze conspiracy theories are coming true
Und if you don't stop us, you're screwed!
Davos
Ve are here
Ze agenda is quite clear!
Ve vill make you live in fear!
You are ze puppet
Und I'm ze puppeteer!
Mwhahahahahaha!

by newworldorder2025 November 7, 2025