Capt. Douche bag

someone who says they're a secret agent but really isn't. A wanna be James bond who really is gay....

I was a secret agent in Miami..Dude you really are not or are just capt. douche bag

by mrs douche bag July 20, 2010

Douche Bag Central

When you see a guy who looks like a major douche out in public. The "head" of all douches.

*Major douche walks by*

Guy1: Hey, check out douche bag central over there
Guy2: LOL@ dbag

by Originalshizzz April 26, 2011

GET YOUR BAG

A term used to denote getting money.

"Go and get your bag"

by Moriah Love July 14, 2023

secret spice bag

An Asian dish consisting of 'salt n pepper' chicken and chips with the the option of curry sauce as a side

Secret spice bag made by Asian men living in the heart of crumlin

by Your owl one November 3, 2013

Satan’s Bean Bag

When you soak your scrotum in a mixture of jalapeño juice, Buffalo sauce, cayenne pepper, and red pepper flakes. The mixture will make your bean bag hotter then hell itself. Then you have someone climb on top and go for a ride. Thus burning their coochie or anus.

“Dang bro I soaked my balls in jalapeño juice and then this chick hopped on top and said her coochie was hotter than Satan’s Bean Bag”.

by DadKum69 March 31, 2021

bread bag bong

A homemade smoking device made by a 2 lieter bottle and a bread bag and some tape

1.) Cut the bottom of the bottle off.
2.) Put the bag inside the bottle from the bottom ( which is cut off ) leaving about 3-4 inches of bag hanging out and tape to outside of bottle
3.) Pull the bag out of the bottle as you light the weed and the smoke draws into the bottle take off the cap and inhale on the bottle

Get the bread bag bong and we will get stoned

by 15yo stoner from wv June 26, 2016

bag full of assholes

Either something horrendously ugly, or horrendously foul smelling. Oregon, possibly West Virginia early to mid 20th century.

That dog looked smelled worse than a bag full of assholes

by Super Sutphin May 27, 2006