Mama's basement syndrome

Mama's basement syndrome is a psychological syndrome which primarily affects men who are acquiring masters degrees but who haven't moved out of their mother's basement yet. Symptoms include lack of self-esteem, self-doubt, guilt, fear for the future, sexual frustration and severe dependence on family members.

Richard is happy that he's getting his PhD in philosophy, but he also suffers from mama's basement syndrome and finds it very difficult to move out of his parents' house. He's afraid his girlfriend will leave him if she finds out where he really lives.

by Aliases August 15, 2014

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Topless Breast Syndrome

The inability of certain individuals to wear a shirt or top in both public and private life. Victims of this unusual condition feel compelled to go topless, and includes both male and female. To date there is no known cure. Sufferers are encouraged to either hide from public scrutiny or cash in on their new found talent...

Wow, look at that chest. She's obviously suffering from topless breast syndrome.

by Kirrock63 October 2, 2009

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lil pump syndrome

The repetition of the same phrase in a song. Basically described every lil pump song that has blown up.

Soundcloud rapper: "Blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips (x20)
Person: This wigger has lil pump syndrome

by yungcanopener May 18, 2018

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State Trooper Syndrome

The act of obviously searching for more complex words to use in one's speech when more simple words will do just fine, and in most cases, work out better.

"We encountered the uhhhhh perpetrator as he attempted to evacuate the uhhhh edifice. He then utilized the egress and proceeded to uhhhhh abscond with the uhhhhh victim's paraphernalia."

hey, why don't you just say "we saw the guy that did it as he left the building with the other guy's stuff?"

because then people won't think i'm smarter than i am.

ahhh, State Trooper Syndrome then?

by heterodox August 21, 2011

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Death grip syndrome

Obsessive masturbation causing desensitisation in the penis.

Only known cure is the voodoo clam

Had to hit that voodoo clam last night to cure the death grip syndrome

by Jimmythejunky January 21, 2023

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Wind Turbine Syndrome

Rich people distressing that their view has been ruined.

"Ever since they put the new windmill in, the view from the veranda has just not been the same. I fear I'll have to cancel the wine tasting, lest the ladies come down with Wind Turbine Syndrome."

by dowagerdutchess July 31, 2012

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