New York Sprite

The act of mixing your own semen into carbonated water and giveing it to a New Yorker

" I gave pam my new york sprite"

by THCrusaider December 25, 2022

Simp News

The common knowledge that your a MASSIVE simp

"R is simp news we all know it"

by Fayth2006 July 28, 2020

Albunny, New York

Da large east-central-New-York municipality where they have lots of rabbits hoppin' around.

Elmer Fudd would have a field day in Albunny, New York; da only problem would be dat all of da local sporting-goods stores are probably owned by families who have fuzzy-animal-loving kiddos, and so they would probably refuse to sell Elmer ammunition for his infamous blunderbuss.

by QuacksO March 20, 2021

New Rules Of The Internet

A remake of the rules of the internet, made to better fit today.

If the rule is changed example one:
1. please explain this joke I don’t get it
2. New rule 12
1. Wat?
2. Look up new rules of the internet

If the rule is the same as the regular rules of the internet example 2:
1. Do you know any porn of this?
2. I’m not that into it, but try to add rule 34
1. Nothing…..
2. Rule 35

1. Oh.

by You’reasimp June 12, 2021

news

A soap opera for those who fancy themselves too sophisticated for soap operas.

When I was younger I followed The Young and The Restless, but now that I'm mature and wise I follow The News.

by Ratched, RN August 28, 2019

New jersey drift

To go from the farthest most left/right lane to the other side of a 3+ lane road

This bastard just pulled a new jersey drift.

by YepItsXaddy October 23, 2023

New Jersey Shower Nozzle

A duo act in which 2 people are a far distance away vertically. One then goes on said roof and ejaculates with a superb stream, it then lands directly on the other partner's forehead, relating to a shower nozzle.

"YO guess what?!" "me and keontay performed the New Jersey Shower Nozzle last night!" "It was Epic!"

by bighanky May 2, 2024