Saggy Bag Drag

When an older woman with saggy boobs, drags them across the back or arm of a younger man as she passes by trying to get his attention.

Dude, I just got a Saggy Bag Drag by that fifty year old woman. When I looked back at her she looked at me and smiled. Is she serious?

by Favretron January 5, 2010

Tea Bag Staining

Discoloration of the skin surrounding the anus and vagina. A condition that can be treated by a plastic surgeon in procedure known as Anal Bleaching.

Q: How was the girl you were with last night?
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!

by Concho June 29, 2012

douche bag drinker

One who has a douche bag as a beverage.

Man Jeff is so full of it what a douche bag drinker.

by blackg31 January 19, 2015

Staff Punching Bag

So any with name connor on a staff team is gay and is a punching bag

The Staff Punching Bag was destroyed by Jimmy, Jimmy carried on beat him and demoted hes ass due to being gay

by Trooper_Riggs February 10, 2020

Copenhagen Tea Bag

A tampon that is dipped in a mix of Copenhagen chewing tobacco and water, and or hard liquor. The user will insert this dipped tampon in to his or her anus.

"Dude i am looking to get way buzzed, but regular dip doesnt do it for me anymore."
"Man, you gotta try the Copenhagen Tea Bag. It will really mess you up."

by Dip Master Flex February 18, 2014

Silk Tea Bag

1. A high quality package for individual servings of tea

2. An oral sex act requiring a completely waxed and moisturized scrotum.

Examples:

A silk tea bag makes for a better cup of tea.

As a point of courtesy, Dick had provided a silk tea bag for Jane's house warming party

by AngryCanadian September 26, 2009

Leather Cock Bag

An expensive alternative to a latex condom which is commonly made out of lamb or lambskin. Men usually loathe having sex with them as it feels like their penis is wrapped in a leather bomber jacket.

"I just found out that my girlfriend is allergic to latex. I really hope that I can find wholesale Leather Cock Bags online. I think that I'm going to go broke at $5 a bang."

by LeatherCockBagsR'US August 17, 2013