National slap a bitch day December 12th

if some one is being a bitch slap them they cant get mad

*slap
person 1: wtf dude
person 2: its National slap a bitch day December 12th

by Luca_gamin November 14, 2022

National take jason to work with you day

Take your boyfriend jason to work with you on December 19th

Tomorrow take your boyfriend to work with you because its National take jason to work with you day

by vonnx December 18, 2021

national give youre kids money day

february 19
february 20
february 21
february 22

dad: what day is it
son: february20
dad: heres $20 share it with youre sister(s) and or brother(s)
son: why tho?
dad: beacuse it national give youre kids money day

by unknown_dad February 19, 2021

National Throw Average Height People Day

in response to both national throw short people day, and national throw tall people day, this is a day where you can throw people 5'5" to 5'9", NO CONSENT NEEDED. (on Oct. 23)

Person 1: Guess what, my friend who is 5'6"?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It's National Throw Average Height People Day!
Person 2: OH GOD!

by xX_GameCrafter_69_Xx March 15, 2022

National kiss/hug your crush month

On December there you have to kiss or hug your crush.

Girl 1:”hey im gonna go hug my crush”
Girl 2:”why?”
Girl 1:”because it’s National kiss/hug your crush month

by Adorable mushroom December 15, 2019

National post a fake ass friend day

National post a fake ass friend day is where you post a friend who you know is fake, if participating you’re expected to post something on several social media platforms e.g. Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook and others.

“Hey it’s national post a fake ass friend day”
“Oh, I better post Ella then”

by 000000000500000000 November 8, 2021

National Skip School Day All Year

Skip school day is tomorrow and and

this applies throughout the whole year.
So listen to this post and fill this task andyou will beacome a legend.

Skip school all year if you arent a loser
Beacuse its "National Skip School Day All Year"

by Skip school all year bitches November 11, 2019