Mingus' mom

The person Peter Laurents has sex with

Brombær: What are you doing?

Bobby: Im having sex with Mingus' mom

by elendige September 16, 2022

ur mom

a comeback for when anyone tells you anything and you can’t think of an answer

1-what are you doing?
2-ur mom
3)everyone she’s doing my mom

by heyhotties March 21, 2022

ur mom

someone i fucked last night

person: were you at my house last night?
me: yes, i was in ur mom’s room

by anonymous November 9, 2021

Yo mom

Yo mom means that you had to run from yo mom

Guy: I got to run from yo mom
poop: why?

by smthboutyou May 28, 2021

Uber-momming

Verb
1. The physical act of you, or a friend, neighbor or other family member Ubering your children to various sports, school, scouts, or other extra curricular activities and events. However there is no expectation of financial reimbursement for this action.

2. The condition of picking up and driving your children (or anyone else’s children -upon request) wherever it is they need to be, providing they send you a text message to let you know where they are; where they need to be; and where they are going with little, or no advanced notice.

I’ll be leaving work early today as I’m Uber-momming the kids to soccer practice today.

by CJHawkstone December 7, 2017

Suli’s Mom

The Most bang-able objectable woman in the world

Oh Man every man on earth has banged that bitch

I had fun last night fucking the shit out of Suli’s Mom

by BurgundyKiwi December 5, 2021

Your mom

Your mom is an unfunny joke made by some random 55 yr old man.

Person 1: Haha! check out this funny meme!!!
Person 2: okay...?
Person 2: *watches the meme*
Person 1: Your mom!
Person 2: ...
Person 2: we are not friends anymore.

by Shaekstinks November 14, 2021