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Sailboat farts

When you're on a sailboat and you have no wind, so you fart to make the boat go.
by Urban Cutester January 9, 2017
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Fart

A big bubble of gas that comes out of your butt
EW who farted
by Zed my man October 19, 2023
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Smack-fart

When you dab too fast, fart, and smack yourself in the face simultaneously.
Was that a dab, or just some weird smack-fart?
by CCRRBBFF July 26, 2020
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mouldy fart

Someone who has never seen the TV show Breaking Bad.
Person 1: Im going to shave my head.

Person 2: Whatever you say Walter White.

Person 1: Who the fuck is Walter White?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy fart.
by Actual Ltd. May 19, 2024
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poopy fart face

Person 1: gets killed by person 2
Person 1: continues to call person 2 a poopy fart face
by PixelGMR November 4, 2019
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Survival instincts of a fart

When a person is so dumb and easily trusting that they might as well go get candy from a "free candy" van.(Basically dumb kids)
Jessica has the survival instincts of a fart, she followed him with a second thought.
by Yifgjth November 22, 2025
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pussy fart

by killermemez July 28, 2020
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