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Leather Cock Bag

An expensive alternative to a latex condom which is commonly made out of lamb or lambskin. Men usually loathe having sex with them as it feels like their penis is wrapped in a leather bomber jacket.
"I just found out that my girlfriend is allergic to latex. I really hope that I can find wholesale Leather Cock Bags online. I think that I'm going to go broke at $5 a bang."
by LeatherCockBagsR'US August 17, 2013
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douche bag drinker

One who has a douche bag as a beverage.
Man Jeff is so full of it what a douche bag drinker.
by blackg31 January 19, 2015
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Tea Bag Staining

Discoloration of the skin surrounding the anus and vagina. A condition that can be treated by a plastic surgeon in procedure known as Anal Bleaching.
Q: How was the girl you were with last night?
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!
by Concho June 29, 2012
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Staff Punching Bag

So any with name connor on a staff team is gay and is a punching bag
The Staff Punching Bag was destroyed by Jimmy, Jimmy carried on beat him and demoted hes ass due to being gay
by Trooper_Riggs February 10, 2020
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Minge-Bag Wanker

A person/side you hate. Similar to "Wanker" and "Bastard" or "Cunt".
Often used in British language.
"The Feds have got to much on me, way more than those minge-bag Wankers could ever dig up." - Hoxton, Payday 2

"Fuck, what are those Minge-Bag Wankers doing on the other side of the field!"
by Harambeisinourhearts August 18, 2017
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Copenhagen Tea Bag

A tampon that is dipped in a mix of Copenhagen chewing tobacco and water, and or hard liquor. The user will insert this dipped tampon in to his or her anus.
"Dude i am looking to get way buzzed, but regular dip doesnt do it for me anymore."
"Man, you gotta try the Copenhagen Tea Bag. It will really mess you up."
by Dip Master Flex February 18, 2014
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Silk Tea Bag

1. A high quality package for individual servings of tea

2. An oral sex act requiring a completely waxed and moisturized scrotum.
Examples:

A silk tea bag makes for a better cup of tea.

As a point of courtesy, Dick had provided a silk tea bag for Jane's house warming party
by AngryCanadian September 26, 2009
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