New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.

My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo

by J4VA September 28, 2025

The Smokers New Year

420. The holiday where all smokers come together. Its just like New Years. So pass a joint and make some Smokers Resolutions

Hey what are your Smokers Resolutions?" "To not smoke!" "Thats not the way to go man! Not The Smokers New Year way!"

by 420addict May 16, 2011

daddys got a new 45

sublime:santeria lyrics, daddys got a new gun

'daddys got a new 45'

by Blue jewel 87427 June 5, 2024

Squid Mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER!

tweet more shorb photos

squid mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER! needs to tweet more shorb photos

by sailorlily May 24, 2021

I got a new phone

She/He deleted your number - out of lack of attraction - so she/he has no idea who you are when you text her/him.

Who is this? I got a new phone and lost numbers.

by Georgiaboy1996 July 5, 2015

New years day

A day to ask someone out

Boy: it's new years day you know what that means

Girl:...

by Gay.gay.gay.gay December 31, 2021

The new patrick meme

A new cancerous meme that ran out of ideas as quickly as it came.

Paul: Hey jack look at this patrick meme
Jack: Is it the one meme where patrick looks down at spongebob? The new patrick meme?
Paul: Yes
Jack:*Implodes out of existence, moon crashes on earth*

God: I had to eradicate the human race before it got worse

by The big potato lord May 13, 2018