No one will ever believe you

Used by Bill Murray when facing common people. Seems like his catchphrase.

“Don’t bother telling anyone our conversation, no one will ever believe you.”

by diddi April 5, 2012

One for the stink and two for the pink

the act of inserting one finger into a girl's ass (the stink) and two into a girl's pussy (the pink)

One for the stink and two for the pink

by Hmmmm May 12, 2004

One Eight Life Crisis

You are considered to have a "One Eight Life Crisis" when you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 10 and 20

"I'm having a Nervous Breakdown"
"But you're only in high-school!"

by Mandielanious May 12, 2004

Air-Force One

A member of the black community, obsessed with Air-Force One shoes, who cannot seem to keep a hold of his/her Air-Force One medallions.

Sean: Hey Steve.
Steve: Yeah?
Sean: Found another Air-Force One.
Steve: lolniggerzLOLrolf
Sean: Yeah man, seriously.

by manupod April 10, 2008

2 guys one sandbox

The most painful video about a guy getting a dildo shuved in the head of his dick

Jack"go watch 2 guys one sandbox"
Jim"okay!*watches video"
Jim cries for the next two days thinking about it.

by 666jackass666 June 30, 2016

One eyed marlin

When a man deposites a pearly white steamer into the eye of an unsuspecting skank and she covers her eye and is fish hooked simultaneously

After a night of serious drinking and rock bottom trivia... GiGi walked in on Ben giving Margo a one eyed marlin.

by Mason127 March 9, 2010

hammer one through

to have sex with a girl

common term you would not associate with girfriend or some one close

"did you hammer one through some slag last night"

yeah mate, hung out the back of her

by martin butters December 23, 2007