I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo

Just a word/phrase I always use when it is super hot. its like when oprahs on a food hiatus she sweats it out

Hey! Yo man it's hot up in here. I know dawg "I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo"!

by LOUWEEPSC05-06 September 8, 2016

you look like you eat sand

your mouth is dryer than the sahara desert, dryer than your moms vagina

Why yo mouth so dry? 'You look like you eat sand.'

by alexwall28 January 2, 2022

national molly smells like a shart day

this is a day where you can tell any female named molly that she smells like a shart, because she does.

“it’s national molly smells like a shart day. molly, you smell like a fucking shart. did you shart your pants?”

by silly baka keira October 29, 2021

this is like that time Jesus threw a football in Nam

Another term for "very epic" or "an iconic moment"

Paul: "Woah did you see Jake's touchdown that won that game?"
Sam: "Yeah, this is like that time Jesus threw a football in Nam"

by Emo Cheesecake March 28, 2023

Suck my dick like a Capri-sun

To suck a dick down fast as if it was a capri-sun(a very popular drink)

Someone: fuck you

Me: suck my dick like a capri-sun

by Acko Morales March 11, 2021

Sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle

Something poppin, vivacious, or popular. Widely enjoyed.

1) Have you heard Gambino's new album?
2) No I havent.
3) You should, that shit sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle.

by superman7489 January 22, 2015

Screwed off the top like bottle caps

A Bahariterran way of calling someone or something crazy.

My aunt from Bahariterra is screwed off the top like bottle caps

by Island Brooio June 17, 2022