One who is great FRIENDS with a SHITEATER.
The SHITEATER FRIENDS.
FACES ON FECES confirms as well as ASSERTS the FRIENDSHIP.
SHITEATER who gets a FEEDER DATE.
A clean TOILET DATE as no clogged TOILETS but a genuine SHITEATER DATE.
The SHITEATER FRIENDS.
FACES ON FECES confirms as well as ASSERTS the FRIENDSHIP.
SHITEATER who gets a FEEDER DATE.
A clean TOILET DATE as no clogged TOILETS but a genuine SHITEATER DATE.
SHITEATER FRIENDS are platonic and one of the person's only is a SHITEATER.
The SHIT in every TOILET is a WELL FORMED friendship of SHITEATER FRIENDS.
The SHITEATER knows their true SHITEATER FRIENDS because they are not phony guess work emotiCONS but true SMELLY COMPLEX FECES FACES.
SHITEATER FRIENDS are happy to help find the SHITEATER a FEEDER DATE but the SHITEATER must EAT ALL THE SHIT so his SHITEATER FRIENDS that referred them to the SHITEATER does not look bad.
If the SHITEATER FRIENDS present the SHITEATER with a TOILET date THEN SHIT for the SHITEATER COMES ALONE free and clear as well as when PICKED UP SMELLY AND WITH FECES FACES that are greeting the SHITEATER TO PAR TAKE in making love.
The SHIT in every TOILET is a WELL FORMED friendship of SHITEATER FRIENDS.
The SHITEATER knows their true SHITEATER FRIENDS because they are not phony guess work emotiCONS but true SMELLY COMPLEX FECES FACES.
SHITEATER FRIENDS are happy to help find the SHITEATER a FEEDER DATE but the SHITEATER must EAT ALL THE SHIT so his SHITEATER FRIENDS that referred them to the SHITEATER does not look bad.
If the SHITEATER FRIENDS present the SHITEATER with a TOILET date THEN SHIT for the SHITEATER COMES ALONE free and clear as well as when PICKED UP SMELLY AND WITH FECES FACES that are greeting the SHITEATER TO PAR TAKE in making love.
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Get the a friend in need mug.A friend is someone who has a “special connection” with you and isn’t afraid to share it out loud; not to the whole world, but to that friend.
A friend is a giver, and not just to the friend, but to any number of people (this makes you love that friend even more).
A friend will tell you the truth.
A friend encourages your creativity and congratulates out loud; not to make a show, but to bless.
Sometimes a friend is so much like their friend that it’s like another wonder of the world.
Examples:
-Doesn’t like to talk on the phone
-Their favorite book trilogy is the same one you’ve read three times
-Sometimes (maybe often) they can be too hard on themselves (like their friend who’s like them)
-Yes, they too had a paper route when they were 12 AND detasseled corn (in a totally deferent state)
-Reads a book you recommend and loves it…then reads another friend-recommended book and doesn’t like it…and tells you.
Both are priceless.
-A friend will do the work that no one else even thinks to do (even when they are busy) to honor a friend’s creativity.
That’s at least a small part of what a friend is. I hope that I am as good a friend as this.
I have a friend like this.
P.S…A friend may not think they are good or kind or brave or giving or strong, but they are.
A friend is a giver, and not just to the friend, but to any number of people (this makes you love that friend even more).
A friend will tell you the truth.
A friend encourages your creativity and congratulates out loud; not to make a show, but to bless.
Sometimes a friend is so much like their friend that it’s like another wonder of the world.
Examples:
-Doesn’t like to talk on the phone
-Their favorite book trilogy is the same one you’ve read three times
-Sometimes (maybe often) they can be too hard on themselves (like their friend who’s like them)
-Yes, they too had a paper route when they were 12 AND detasseled corn (in a totally deferent state)
-Reads a book you recommend and loves it…then reads another friend-recommended book and doesn’t like it…and tells you.
Both are priceless.
-A friend will do the work that no one else even thinks to do (even when they are busy) to honor a friend’s creativity.
That’s at least a small part of what a friend is. I hope that I am as good a friend as this.
I have a friend like this.
P.S…A friend may not think they are good or kind or brave or giving or strong, but they are.
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