Fart

An explosion between your buttcheeks. Sometimes it is a loud, painful, obnoxious clap and other times it’s an itty bitty toot poot. The deadliest kind are known as ninja farts which release toxic levels of human methane in the form of a gaseous explosion originating from the butt hole.

Starbucks accidentally forgot to use oatmilk in my Venti iced blonde vanilla latte with vanilla cold foam, 2 pumps of caramel, 3 pumps of chai, and an extra shot of espresso and now my butthole burns from ninja farts from the deepest depths of hell knows know as my gut.

by HisNameIsSheep December 20, 2024

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Fart Nugget

An absolute dumbass. And imbecile at the least.

Fart Nugget
"Wow he is such a fart nugget"

by Fishinboy December 7, 2016

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road fart

The sound your wheels make when you cross a rumble strip at the edge of the highway.

I was so tired driving home that the road farts were the only thing that kept me alive.

by Butchbox January 7, 2019

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Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.

"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"

by Van Nostram September 20, 2016

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Trista Farts

A deadly, noxious gas; a weapon of mass destruction. a weapon of mass torture developed by Saddam Hussein through the 1980’s and 1990’s. The scent of a fat Karen who flips hamburgers straight in to her mouth. Often stored in FUPA’s. A natural gas harnessed for torture.

Evacuate the area! Trista farts have leaked!

by NickyDegarmoe April 26, 2023

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