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Stalker Friend Syndrome

When you date someone and then their best friend (usually a grenade or a choade) starts stalking you.
Guy 1: Dude, her best friend keeps liking all my statuses. She won't leave me alone.
Guy 2: Girl's got Stalker Friend Syndrome.
by tbaaaby November 6, 2010
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Primary school syndrome

When children in the lowest year of high or middle school act as if they are still in primary or elementary school.
Why are those year sevens playing tag?

They've got primary school syndrome.
by Lez Chingo April 27, 2014
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ugly man syndrome

a man that, despite his lack of attractiveness, continues to act like a clown; a man that is ugly but behaves as if he is a Greek god
Love Island’s Wes is affected by ugly man syndrome. He mistreated Laura despite her being so kind to him.
by anonymous December 7, 2020
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Empty Hand Syndrome

(commonly referred to as E.H.S.) a serious condition where a person, 21 or over, is at a party and does not have an alcoholic beverage in their hand. The longer this person is left without a drink the more severe the syndrome becomes.
(Two people talking at a house party)
Steve: This party is so fun!
Jen: It sure is! Hey is that Michael over there on the couch?
Steve: Yeah it is! Oh no....it looks like he has a bad case of Empty Hand Syndrome.
Jen: You're right he does. We need to make sure he gets a drink quick!
by Clonnie Klookens September 19, 2013
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A recently discovered condition that affects people from any age, but is most prominent in the ages 7-18.

The Condition outlined is when a person has occasional or frequent among us encounters. These can include: Seeing a trash can as an among us crewmate, Having the urge to say "sus" or "impostor" during a conversation, Seeing crewmates talk to you or hear an impostor talking with you.

It seems closely related to Schizophrenia and can be caused by having said conditon. But GAS (Generalised Amonguli Syndrome) Seems to mainly effect the memory and senses. The GAS effects everything you can see, hear, smell, hear and feel.
This is why often these patients have extreme episodes when they have a full experience of being murdered by a crewmate and actually feeling the pain and agony.
Often these episodes can be calmed by experimental ways such as Drugs such as xanax and Marijuana.

Some patients have been reported to be driven insane from being "stalked" not episodes that have them up close and personal. but instead far away, in the corner of the eyes. Staring.

There is no cure for the conditions as of yet, but many doctors are trying to Help the nearly 1 million people affected by GAS today.
Man 1: "Did you hear that Frank was diagnosed with Generalised Amonguli Syndrome?"
Woman 1: "No, that's terrible!" (Cry)
by BunPickleCheese1 April 19, 2023
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wet cat syndrome

When a person suddenly becomes extremely grumpy, and looks/feels/acts like a wet cat (hissing, pouting, general spitefulness). This is typically brought upon by undesired moisture, especially humidity or sweat.
My wife's wet cat syndrome tends to flare up in extremely hot weather. She can't handle sweat or humidity in public places. She becomes a miserable grump.
by twill August 13, 2015
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harley quinn syndrome

when someone has an unhealthy relationship/attachment to another who is not good for them
kevin- bro did you see kyle still obsessing over stephany ?
clint- nah bro ,kyle got that harley quinn syndrome
by hgmonster September 22, 2020
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