double mitzvah

sex on Shabbat

Babe, nobody's home and it's a Friday night, wanna do a double mitzvah?

by who_even_is_jesus July 3, 2022

double schlong dong

When your girl gets it in the vage and anus

Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong

by Analnuke April 15, 2018

Double fist me the Jesus

Coffee. And lots of it. Originally used because someone was having two iced coffees

Im having a stressful day. Double fist me the Jesus!

by PKlady March 24, 2023

double-first great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Double Dutch

When the same text message from two minutes ago alerts you again.

“Yeah hold on I think my phone went off again. Ugh never mind, it was a double Dutch.”
“I hate it when my I think I got a new text but it turns out to be a double dutch!”

by WrXpace September 4, 2022

double-dip

When someone breaks into your car a second time using a previously broken window.

The desperate man at 4 a.m. removed the Hefty bag covering the window and stuck his arm in to double-dip.

by Little Evan November 18, 2018

Double Dulahan

During a MMF threesome, with the F in the middle of two M's, you must insert both your nozzles with confidence, thrusting deeply and truly in order to touch the tip of your bro on the other end. Once you've done the double dulahan, your bond can only grow stronger.

I've seen the way you look at me bro, you want to take our friendship to the next level? Call up Becky, she'd be down to facilitate a double dulahan.

by Telebelly February 16, 2022