Nut squash

When a male’s nuts are being squashed or squeezed by something

My friend accidentally nut squashed me when sh lad a boiling hot cup of tea on my nut sack

by Biggest brain December 13, 2022

Post Nut Rhythm

(sometimes called post nut rhythmicality) an exceedingly rare phenomenon in which, instead of feeling disgust or regret after ejaculating, one instead feels an uncontrollable urge to listen to a specific song. this phenomenon will be more common if you have been listening to music while masturbating.

"dude i was listening to some sick judas priest songs while wanking earlier and the post nut rhythm hit me like a freight train next thing you know i was listening to You've Got Another Thing Coming on loop for five hours straight"
"what"

by johnny legbreaker August 14, 2024

Nuts 4 Nuts

Common usage: A type of street food cart predominantly located in New York City. They have bags of (caramelized/candied)mixed nuts that deserve 3 Michelin Stars, but you get sick of them if you eat too many, which is probably why they don't have the 3 stars.

Uncommon usage: Another way of saying "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." exclusively between men. It is, however, a regional dialect, used almost exclusively in Southern New Jersey, and has a subtle connotation of toxic masculinity.

Hey man, wanna go drop by the Nuts 4 Nuts later? I have 5 bucks and the biggest munchies you've ever seen.

Yo, Nuts 4 Nuts? You won't.

by thewalkingwaffl April 5, 2022

Nut-to-night ratio (NNR)

The amount of nuts busted in accordance with the numbers of nights spent with someone

My Nut-to-Night ratio (NNR) with Hanna is 4:1 this week

by The giant worm August 9, 2022

deez nuts

something you say to piss everyone off

you: yo have you heard the band '' Imagine Dragons ''
friend: yeah, why?
you: ...IMAGINE DRAGGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YO FACE

by yomommmaaaa September 16, 2021

Nut rage

When a person is served nuts in a bag and not on a plate, especially in first class like they should be.

Heather Cho went full on nut rage when she was served nuts in a bag like a peasant.

by Madorlando September 18, 2020

Balloon nuts

"When you put a condom on both your nuts to try and be funny but you just end up looking stupid"

"I tried to make her laugh with the Balloon nuts be she dident even smirk about them. What a bitch"

by Tittyspanker47 December 9, 2016