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puppy monkey baby

A disturbing image of an animal with the legs of a chubby baby, the body and arms of a hairy monkey, and the head of a pug. Known to lick people's faces to seduce them into drinking energy drinks.
That puppy monkey baby licked my face so hard I drank an entire case of energy drinks.
by brony_pony_117 September 23, 2016
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Baby Medical Jesus

Someone of "Rohrs" status. Or someone who will not answer to anyone in the ranks of MAJ and below, or CSM. Someone who "media" is ALWAYS wanting to talk to, of military celebrity status. A prize pig one who swoops in with anger and knowledge to save you and has a Silver lining. Someone whos technical skill and courage under fire had enabled the flight to safely accomplish an incredibly difficult rescue under the most challenging conditions.
Look at him, he just pulled a baby medical jesus.

If your ever in a sticky situation just ask yourself WWPD? (What Would Pete Do?)

Hey Baby Medical Jesus!!!!
by Someone they know February 14, 2010
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punch a baby in the face

To be overly:
confused
bored
mad
sad
temptatious
intuned
glad
or excited.

It is used to overly exaggerate that specific feeling.
And no, it DOES NOT literally mean anything. It's an IDIOMATIC EXPRESSION, it does NOT mean that you actually want to punch a baby in the face.
I'm so confused, I just want to punch a baby in the face.
by xFreedomx January 13, 2009
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Kiss Da Baby

Phrase created by Cincinatti Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco...

This means its all over.... Similar to "Fat lady sings"
The Philadelphia Eagles are up on the Dallas Cowboys 35-3 in the 4th quarter with 10 seconds left. "Well, its time to "Kiss da Baby"
by Eazy56 August 30, 2009
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Baby's on the Half-Tip

First referenced in M. Night Shyamalan's film, "Lady in the Water." BOTHT was the result of a random conversation by a group of slackers featured in the film concerning the fact that all the good "sayings" or axioms had already been thought up.
As it were, the main male character, Paul Giamatti, who plays a Super in the film, was repairing a garbage disposal. He instructed the slackers not to put anymore clothing down the disposal. He also had the rule that there was to be no smoking indoors. As Giamatti’s character, Cleveland Heap, exited the slackers’ apartment, he yelled at them to stop smoking indoors. As he did, the next line of dialog spoken by the John Lennon-esque member of the slacker group was, "Baby's on the Half-Tip!" And there was much rejoicing among the slackers.
1. As spoken when someone has just lost their temper. Example, "Dang, Gina done flipped out cause someone keyed her car. I went to talk to her but baby's on the half-tip and I though it would be best to let her alone.

2. As spoke when something good, exciting or wonderous has occured. Akin to being "off the chain".
Example, "Gina got over her car and threw a big party to raise money for a new paint job. You should have seen that place. Baby's on the half-tip over there!
by Michael Paul Maupin September 7, 2008
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Ice Age Baby

A creepy cgi baby from the movie ice age. He has become a viral meme, and is trying to be stopped by the baby today fans.
Guy#1: you see that baby? That’s Ice Age baby
Guy#2: yeah, the baby today fans are trying to stop the memes.
by Haudi🤠 February 22, 2020
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Retarded Animal Babies

A series of flash videos which are extremly funny. It features a sex-crazed, horny dog. A bunny which dies in most episodes, kenny style. A hamster which wants to fuck bruce willis. A donkey which is plain retarted but is the funniest. And finaly the cat, who once put some magic eggplants in his derriere.

If you havnt seen it, definately check out the series on newgrounds.
"Let's all catch thumbtacks on our bear eyes!" -Donkey
"I put some magic eggplants in my derriere" -Cat
"I brought 2 lesbians playing ping-pong with their life affirming jubblies" -Dog
"It are suckiest" -Hamster
"C is for clamhat." -Bunny

My point is, Retarded Animal Babies rocks!
by Yaziyo December 28, 2005
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