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a weird noodle on the men’s lower body
“that’s a weird penis
by goddefining December 26, 2019
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Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.
Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016
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The Peni-Copter

While having sex, the males penis will start rapidly swinging around in a circle like the blades of a helicopter. Anyone that happens to be on the penis in this time will become part of the penis helicopter and start rapidly swinging in a circle, also becoming the blades of a helicopter. This will cause both of the people having sex to fly off and never be seen or heard from again.
"Hey dude, did you hear of what happened to Rick last night? When he had sex with Tiffany, he did The Peni-Copter. I havent seen him since."
by GayUnicornAaron June 5, 2019
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Penis Bifidula

Double headed sword, two headed penii which can be used in an array of ways.
Holy Rahul cover up man! You lucky bastard you got yourself a Penis Bifidula!
by Double headed penii May 18, 2018
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