To open up a can of whoop ass on someone, decapitate them, then cut them into eight pieces of white and dark meat: two breasts, two wings (arms), two thighs, and two legs. The beating continues by coating the person's pieces with seven secret herbs and spices and frying them to an extra, extra crispy texture. The beating concludes by kicking the sizzling, stinking pieces into a six-month old bucket of chicken that's crawling with ants and sharing video of the beating on social media.
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Get the Beat you into a bucket of chicken mug.A person who claimed in 2000 if we didn't stop using oil and go vegan the polar ice would be gone and we'd all be underwater by 2020.
Joe Repub: "The science is settled! If we don't stop using oil and go vegan our coastal cities and island nations will be GONE by 2020! It'll be the end of civilization!"
2024 rolls around, we're using more oil and eating more meat than ever, yet the ice caps haven't melted, our coastal cities and island nations are still there, and civilization marches on.
Joe Repub: "The science is evolving!"
Me: "You sound like a Chicken Littler."
2024 rolls around, we're using more oil and eating more meat than ever, yet the ice caps haven't melted, our coastal cities and island nations are still there, and civilization marches on.
Joe Repub: "The science is evolving!"
Me: "You sound like a Chicken Littler."
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Liz: Hey that dude is wearing a chicken suit.
Kelly: Yeah sometimes he helps me out when I'm not paying attention to the street light. He's my chicken buddy.
Kelly: Yeah sometimes he helps me out when I'm not paying attention to the street light. He's my chicken buddy.
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