Chromebook Kid

A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.

Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”

additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.

Person A: Have you seen that one guy?
Person B: Oh you mean the chromebook kid?
Person A: Yeah……

by skibussy toolet October 1, 2024

Ballon kids

a group of crackhead homosexuals with a token straight and absolutely no will to live.
they also may have a strange obsession with the movie IT.

wow, they are definitely ballon kids.

by KarateGirl October 15, 2020

halla kid

when a gemer comes in to a room

person1: halla kid

person2: ur mom

by Larsi parsi October 10, 2019

Kid

A very tasty morsel of flesh usually weighing around 45-110lbs

Person1: look a kid

Person2:my faveroite

by Cyf ym b October 18, 2022

iPad kid syndrome

If a child is so glued to an iPad screen that if he/she has it removed it will cause an explosion.

“Mom! He is not putting the family iPad down!”
Mom: “oh not another case of iPad kid syndrome! “

by Gooning Potato June 25, 2024

That's A Dead Kid

A line used in Petscop 2 after interacting with the grave of Michael Hammond

"That's A Dead Kid"

by susususususuususus October 11, 2023

Fortnite Kid

A type of retard that doesn't have a life and sits on FN all day. They usually like to talk sh!t when their losing and their favorite insult is KYS or the F slur. Recommend muting these kids!

FN kid: ur dogsh!t

You: another fortnite kid smh!

by Lazzyx April 29, 2024