Double Double

When a woman farts, but rather than going up the back, it goes forward into the vag where she then has to push that fart out.

Him: Were you leaning back in a chair when you farted? I can taste it in your snatch.

Her: *blushes from embarrassment* Sorry, it was a double double.

by Mrmugs1980 April 20, 2023

Double Double

The act of taking a dump, not flushing, and then taking another dump on top of it.

Geoff didn’t want to wake up the house by flushing the toilet so he left double double in the toilet.

by BigPabloX August 20, 2022

double-half-aunt

1- Half-sister of mother and of father at the same time.
2- Daughter of maternal grandmother (mother's mother) and of paternal grandfather (father's father) at the same time.
3- Daughter of paternal grandmother (father's mother) and of maternal grandfather (mother's father) at the same time.

My double-half-aunt is a good person.

by Peter12369 October 21, 2021

Double

The act of performing a handjob with both hands at the same time.

That bitch used both hands and hooked me up with a double!

by ThatWhiteDude5150 March 29, 2015

double-first great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Double D'er

Someone with exceptionally large breasts that are at least a size 34 DD

Dude 1: Hey man this chick asked me why people called her a Double D'er in track practice the other day. What should I tell her?
Dude 2: Just let her figure it out man it's not hard.

by #Cupcakes April 16, 2017

Double Flying Belgian bun

An attack of particular brutality where the assailant propels their victim in the air through the performance of a particularly vicious Belgian Bun, before leaping into the air and bringing their prey to earth with a second, more merciless Belgian Bun.

Good grief, did you see that? He gave Adam a double flying Belgian bun right there in the middle of the church during the Carol service.

by Dismal Scientist December 15, 2023