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People who have snow on their boards or skiis while they are on a lift and "Accidently" drop it on a snowboarder down below!
boarder that got hit with snow: "You f*ckin douche bag! "
by Mandi January 27, 2004
mugGet the douche bagmug.

Bag of Smashed Assholes

Used to describe a very foul smell. Usually that emits from the gluteus maximus (buttocks). Equivalent to what a tipped over port-o-pottie smells like.
Damn, Paul just farted! That smells like a Bag of Smashed Assholes.
by pstage May 14, 2008
mugGet the Bag of Smashed Assholesmug.

Nigerian Tea Bag

Receiving oral sex immediately after going for a long run, usually on an extremely hot day.
-"Part of my preperation for the Olympics is going on a 5k then getting a Nigeran Tea Bag from your girlfriend."

-"Damn my balls are hot and stanky, how about you give me a Nigerian Tea Bag."
by Marathon Man June 11, 2006
mugGet the Nigerian Tea Bagmug.

bag the blue one

equilvilant to damn in french
by princesssyd January 6, 2005
mugGet the bag the blue onemug.

Giant Douche Bag

Think of your typical Douche Bag and add a tad more douchebaggery.
Did you see that Giant Douche Bag Guido fist pumpin on the way out of the spray on tanning place on Vernon Blvd.
by Lizard Eater December 20, 2008
mugGet the Giant Douche Bagmug.

Mexican Sleeping Bag

When a male masturbates with a burrito.
I caught Patrick giving himself a mexican sleeping bag when we came home from Chipotle.
by GeezLouise23 July 23, 2011
mugGet the Mexican Sleeping Bagmug.

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