September 13th National give head day

Hey it's national give head day.

"gagging" happy September 13th national give head day

It is September 13th

by Million.dollar.pussay September 12, 2021

National Give Your Crush A Hoodie Day

Give your crush or girl best friend your hoodie on October 24!

Girl: It’s October 24th can I have your hoodie?
Boy: what why

Girl: Cause it’s National give your crush a hoodie Day!

by Ally_gordnrnendnf October 24, 2019

national show me your boobs day

show me your boobs day is on October 14th

go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!

hey ally show me your boobs baby its national show me your boobs day ;)

by Niack October 14, 2020

National Beat Your Homies Meat Day

Beat your homies meat no matter what, u can say no homo but its not that exciting u dumb cunt.

National Beat Your Homies Meat Day Lemme beat yo damn meat HoMiE

by Fallen_Chubbx November 1, 2019

National fuck your math teacher day

November 17th is National fuck your math teacher day. So go ahead and do it.

Abby: omg did you really fuck him?

Larisa: yea duh it's National fuck your math teacher day why wouldn't I?

by Have a great day 😌 November 15, 2020

National Suck Cheko's dick day

It's in the title Sucker

You must give Cheko sucky sucky because it's National Suck cheko's dick day

by Cheko6969 May 25, 2018

National Short People Appreciation Day

National Short People Day occurs on January 17th.
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)

Tall Person: Hey dude, hope you have a good day today.
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe

by Apperition_of_death January 15, 2021