A relationship between a man and his twitter account that borders on unhealthy, whereby said man tweets constantly but seems unable to spare his girlfriend one text, despite being able to both tweet and text on his mobile phone.
Named after the infamous dumping of John Mayer by Jennifer Aniston because he tweeted too much but did not seem to be able to drop her a text.
Named after the infamous dumping of John Mayer by Jennifer Aniston because he tweeted too much but did not seem to be able to drop her a text.
My boyfriend just got a twitter account last weekend and now he's suffering from the John-Jen Syndrome! FML
Man did you hear about how Alex got dumped because he was doing a John-Jen Syndrome on his girl?
Man did you hear about how Alex got dumped because he was doing a John-Jen Syndrome on his girl?
by Nad48 November 23, 2009
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by George DeGennaro December 14, 2013
Get the phantom vim syndrome mug.When a ugly bitch thinks that she can any nigga that she want and thinks that she the bhadiest bitch of all but reality its just that she has ugly bitch syndrome
Bro did u see Daniela trying to pull like 5 people today and they all dub her
Yeah she got that ugly bitch syndrome
Yeah she got that ugly bitch syndrome
by Somebody else else September 10, 2019
Get the Ugly bitch syndrome mug.While smoking marijuana in groups of three or more individuals, sitting in the center of the rotation and suffering from the inability to recall the direction of which one should pass the pipe (blunt, joint, etc.) is referred to as Middle Stoner Syndrome.
Joe: "Who passed this to me?"
Ben: "I did, it goes to Rick. I've told you three times now."
Joe: "Sorry, man, my Middle Stoner Syndrome is flaring up."
Ben: "I did, it goes to Rick. I've told you three times now."
Joe: "Sorry, man, my Middle Stoner Syndrome is flaring up."
by D'Kevin February 10, 2012
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Especially used when a guy is going after booty.
Especially used when a guy is going after booty.
"Dude, there's so many good girls for him, but he's too vain."
"Well, he isn't wrong; he's just got Jack Sparrow Syndrome."
"Well, he isn't wrong; he's just got Jack Sparrow Syndrome."
by Hook Me Choob September 17, 2016
Get the Jack Sparrow Syndrome mug.The Elephant Goldfish Syndrome is a horrific syndrom that only affects women. The first typical symptom is short-term memory in terms of trips, nice gestures and presents from close relatives, especially the husband. The second symptom is the extremely long-term memory regarding moments when another person has either betrayed or let the women down, this will never be forgotten by the women.
I gave her a trip to NYC last week and now she tells me I never give her presents, I think she's affected by the Elephant Goldfish Syndrome.
by NewValley January 17, 2018
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by Runnerguy02 October 10, 2022
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