Dirt Torpedo

Someone who hits the ground at a high velocity.

"John's parachute didn't open, and he became a Dirt Torpedo

by Irish Ernest Hemingway April 1, 2020

dirt coon

When an African and a Muslim have anal sex and create a life form, also known as the dirt coon.

That’s one ugly ass DIRT COON!

by Moe Lestedurmom February 23, 2022

dirt suckin'

When someone has diarrhea and you eat their ass from the back, while diarrhea is dry.

Person 1: Hey! i didn't wipe, want to go dirt suckin'?
Person 2: Heck yes! taste better than KFC!

by DoYouHaveMilk June 21, 2020

dirt sheep

One who wears a sheeps wool coat to party. Dances on the d-floor with seven girls petting him. Can be used in replacement of the term "dirt squirrel" when one looks exceptionally dirty. Probably did not wear the coat with any shirt underneith and probably got laid. Would be the perfect outfit for a chilly summers night swine mixer.

He may be dressed like a dirt sheep but that coat sure is a lady slayer.

by kittenlover69 May 9, 2011

Dirt Pasty

Another word for human or animal defecation - shit.

"Your mate Pete's left another dirt pasty in the oven"

"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"

by dirtdawg January 5, 2009

dirt dobbler

An unclean smelly person. One who does not wash, bath or shower on a daily basis.

Mona is a dirt dobbler ass ho.

by Ebeezymoneybags June 4, 2018

Dirt Wang

Describes a penis when it is pulled out after anal sex

After I finished in her ass she sucked on my dirt wang

by Alnan July 19, 2012