Butt Yard

Measurement defined by more than 180 degree turn of the head while looking at a chicks arse. Often resulting in neck strain.

Oh my god! Rachael, your butt yard has totally fucked my neck!!

by Mutants June 24, 2011

Butt Keeps

-noun
Ownership; sexually suggestive right in claiming and controlling the actions and behavior of another human being, however rarely results in sexual activity.

Once a person's butt keeps has been taken (through generally accepted public opinion or by force), the butt keeps rights cannot be redistributed until the owner forfeits his/her position as the Butt Keeper.

Ryan: I think I'll eat a sandwich today
Shannon: No you won't.
Ryan: Please! Why can't I?!
Shannon: Butt Keeps, Ryan... Butt Keeps...

Keith: Ryan, you shouldn't have let her take 'em when she did!
Casey: He wanted her to.

by Shanahan894 December 5, 2009

Butt drape

An oversized sweater worn to conceal a woman's rather large derrière.

Damn, Steve's chick is rockin' the butt drape tonight! She ain't foolin' nobody., though. You can see that fat ass from a mile away!

by Bigjimelrod November 26, 2014

butt buffet

This occurs when there are a large amount of gay guys in one particular area.

"Have you ever been in a Hollister store? That place is a total butt buffet"

by it's lindsey bitch. February 12, 2009

picante butt

When pooping, your butthole feels like it is on fire due to the consumption on spicy foods.

Man, those hot wings gave me picante butt!

Sorry I'm late, I had to sit in the tub because I had a bad case of picante butt!

Dude, that habenero pepper is going to give you picante butt!

by Wabatucky Reds September 27, 2011

grudge butt

When you've been spurned by a chick, but then she wants to randomly hook back up with you. And you have no intention of getting back together with her, so you get her in the 5-hole because you never got to shank her in the stank while you were dating.

Russ got some grudge butt because Russ holds grudges forever.

by Elk Snot1 June 26, 2017

choice butts

the best cigarette butts in the ashtray.

"hey man, you got a smoke?"

"nah, but there's some choice butts in the 'tray."

by ghostfeller January 11, 2008