pretend shoes

Pretend Shoes=Pretentious

Phrase coined as an underhanded insult directed to the obnoxious and smarmy masses that one may encounter. Phrase coined by Los Angeles-based artist PROPER RISK.

Definition:
pre⋅ten⋅tious: adj.

1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified. <The pretentious fraud is he who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him — Richard Watts>
2. Ostentatious. See Synonyms:

Examples:
1. Whoa... this dude totally lost any of my attention when he started being a pretend shoes ass, prick...

2. This fool is totally keepin his pretend shoes shiny tonite... pssh.

3. Dontcha think your dead serious dissertation on why your poetry blog is the cure to depression might come off a little pretend shoes?... really?... not even just a lil?

by thatbastard December 2, 2009

Bedroom shoes

When you get your girlfirend or wife to purchase platform pumps that they would never wear in public but love wearing during sex.

I stayed at Lisa's house last night and she put on a pair of 8 inch heels. Man I hit that pussy so hard that it was it all over with in minutes.

You've got to love bedroom shoes!!

by Moh Yella May 25, 2014

safety shoes

Flip flops, open toe sandals, canvas shoes, or anything else totally inappropriate to wear while welding, operating heavy machinery, etc.
See also safety squint osha safety nazi

I've got my safety shoes on.

by butrejp November 23, 2015

clown shoe

1.A clown shoe is a person who acts stupid. or does senseless things.

2.A person who does an act to be laughed at.

3.A person who does jerk things unconsciously, and dont realize it.

4. Someone you just dont like

1."Hey stop, throwing rocks at car, you clown shoe"

2."Yea your really funny, fucking clown shoe"

3."You see that kid? He just kncoked over a display! CLOWN SHOE"

by Oden Chaos January 6, 2008

cocksucker shoes

Very expensive dress shoes worn in a casual environment. Often worn by metrosexuals trying to impress.

Hey, look here comes John walking across the frozen mud in his cocksucker shoes.

by mbinco January 6, 2007

White Shoes

A pack of organized criminals on the West Coast.

A San Francisco Pachuco gang devoted to hanging out on street corners, picking teeth with shivs, rolling bums, mugging decent people, and fighting. They rob, steal, and kill.

There were a couple of White Shoes on the corner, and William shot them both as we drove by.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

shoe jizz

the wet spots on the floor that result from snow being stuck on the bottom of shoes when you enter into a building or house from being outside.

"Aw, man look at all the shoe jizz on the floor!"
"I know, I almost slipped on it!"

by fred carpinski January 9, 2009