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coochie gooch

another slang word for vagina usually referring to a recently deflowered inexperienced vagina looking for a good time

a more clean pussy
Guy1: hey you know lisa?
Guy2: hot blonde big boobs?
Guy1: Yeah i heard her coochie gooch was way tight!!!!
Guy2: you tryna hit that?
by Altairsgeniusalliance January 1, 2012
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gooch hoof

The worst form of physical punishment known to humankind. When the toes of the foot (preferably with shoes) are thrust into the gooch with maximum force, so hard that the victim gains airtime.
Andrew: hey antony should we gooch hoof ryan?
Antony: you know it.
Ryan: *fucking dies*
Andrew: good ol' gooch hoofing.
by andyboi69 June 6, 2018
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Gooch tucker

A male who wants to be female. To do so he/she tucks the penis in the space between the balls and asshole.
Hey Bob. I was in the shitter with William and he is a gooch tucker!!!
by Wcmst4 April 5, 2018
mugGet the Gooch tuckermug.

Table Gooch

The seam where where where two independent tables come together to form a larger table to when pulling two or more independent tables together
Bummer man. My drink's haphazardly balanced on the table gooch.
by Richard Ballz September 2, 2012
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Gooch Pubes

The hair between your genitals and your ass hole running down the skin.
Damn my gooch pubes are getting in the way of my penis. I pee side ways.
by NatePV September 25, 2010
mugGet the Gooch Pubesmug.

gooch pooch

The "pooch" of fat around the vaginal area of a heavier woman's torso. Also known as the "front bum"
Check the gooch pooch on that whale!
by Twitch801 November 22, 2007
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Scooch a gooch

Caroline's mom uses it as a phrase for "scoot over," but it can used for an exclamation at anytime; like instead of "Shit!" or "Oh no!" ou can yell this.
1.) Hey fat ass, mind scooching a goose? I'm not that thin either!

2.)Bobby Flay: Oh scooch a gooch! My show got cancelled again!
by billySusan May 15, 2008
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