If you are searching ‘dog’ up on urban dictionary, I can assume a few things about you
1: you were searching up something embarrassing and quickly searched up dog as somebody walked in.
2: you were masturbating and somebody walked in, so to act normal you just searched up dog.
3: you are extremely bored
4: you are an alien from outer space and have never seen a dog in your life
5: you are a cat person and wish to find dog pictures that you can throw darts at.
1: you were searching up something embarrassing and quickly searched up dog as somebody walked in.
2: you were masturbating and somebody walked in, so to act normal you just searched up dog.
3: you are extremely bored
4: you are an alien from outer space and have never seen a dog in your life
5: you are a cat person and wish to find dog pictures that you can throw darts at.
“Bro, today I was searching up naked women, and my mum came up the stairs so I quickly just searched up dog! It was hilarious man”
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by Hols9876 June 2, 2020
Get the Dog mug.A persons best friend, likes to go on walks, eat food, cuddle with their owners, but also have a scense of fun when needed. A dog is a great animal who can learn a few tricks, and will try to protect you when unusual things sound or happen. If you disrespect a dog, you dont deserve one.
P1: Do you have a dog?
P2: Yeah, Its amazing! So glad i adopted one. He always wants to be around me.
P2: Yeah, Its amazing! So glad i adopted one. He always wants to be around me.
by By a teenage girl. June 24, 2018
Get the Dog mug.a hot dog bun without the weenie,just toppings that would normally go on a hot dog ususally created when the hot dog is removed and is nasty (overly burnt,lighter fluid taste, gray meat,etc)
by masta dragon red April 12, 2010
Get the not dogs mug.a perfect creature which will always love you and is the perfect thing to exist but sadly it's life span is an average of 13-15 human years and then will not be there for you so use those years wisely and love it when asks for love keep it well or else I WILL COME TO KILL YOU!
by guy-goay-gay January 10, 2019
Get the dog mug.A dog is the embodiment of all that is pure. We are less than deserving of these beautiful, clean, loyal, amazing beings, and they deserve to live the most wholesome and loving lives possible. It's a shame they live such short lives, because if they had a longer lifespan humans would no longer need to socialize with each other. Anybody who abuses or hurts dogs in any way (see Kero The Wolf) deserves to be skinned, covered in papercuts, and be thrown in a boiling pot of lemon juice.
Dad: Hey son, how are things?
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)
by Exotic Time April 16, 2019
Get the Dog mug.A type of canine that has many varying breeds. While originally used mostly for working and hunting, in more recent decades it has been used for companionship. Superior and more intelligent compared to a cat (Way better and smarter than a cat).
"I took my dog for a walk to the park."
"The dog is a German Shepherd cross."
"Hey Joe, my dog fucked your girlfriend."
"The dog is a German Shepherd cross."
"Hey Joe, my dog fucked your girlfriend."
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