Lonnie Jones

Part-time student, full-time yellow crackhead.

Lonnie Jones is yellow.

by Redpee March 10, 2022

Jones lag

Jones lag is the time it takes before the mainstream media confirms a conspiracy theory of Alex Jones.

After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.

by Cuijk 0485 April 26, 2020

isabella jones

Isabella is the best friend you could ever have. If she is your friend you are soo lucky.

Me: I have a friend named Isabella Jones.
Other Friend: Lucky I wish Isabella was my friend

by Salty Sis October 29, 2019

Lewis Jones

a big fucking youtube clout chaser wanna be with no friends other than his squad of 7,
he only likes to play playstation and is horny 24/7

Person 1:OML that guy is being such a clout chaser
Person 2: Hes probably a Lewis Jones,

by epicgamerjoe October 2, 2019

Pulling a Jones

When you know a secret but can't contain yourself and have to tell people.

When you play a prank on a work colleague by hiding his locker and act all innocent about knowing who did it or where it could be.
Then as soon as your back is turned someone can't help telling where the locker is hidden and end ups pulling a Jones

by Jojnny5 May 24, 2020

Justice Jones

Some say he is a simp, some say he is weak, but this man is a good man. A good reliable friend. Justice plays basketball and is really good this man won't ever hurt a girl and is a good looking man. If you meet a Justice Jones befriend this man.

It's Justice Jones My Homie.

by MisterPayer September 21, 2020

Allie Jones

gay

allie? allie jones? allllliiiiieeeee

by teehee boy February 1, 2020