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pencil-eater

A concept, idea, project, etc. that is so confusing, it leads the habitual pencil biter to skip biting the unfortunate number two, and go straight to eating it.
"Hey, y'know this question's a real pencil-eater, it's been stumping me for weeks!"

"This project's such a pencil-eater, you mean to tell me I need how many sources for it? I can't even find one! Who wrote this textbook anyway?!"

"Man, adobe choosing to trick its customers into a year long subscription sure is a real pencil-eater! It's like they wanted a lawsuit or something!"
by JITTERS_XP July 8, 2024
mugGet the pencil-eatermug.

Penciling

When a turd is sticking out of your butt and writing on your underwear.

See also: Brown-penciling, brown pencil.
I have to go bad. I'm penciling here!
by Bababooey-Fafa flohi May 29, 2022
mugGet the Pencilingmug.

Pencil Mercenary

Watch out for your pencils otherwise the Pencil Mercenary will kill them
mugGet the Pencil Mercenarymug.

Pencil

a dude: “I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil.”
mugGet the Pencilmug.

Pencilling

1: A form of corporate jousting, involving wheeled office chairs and pencils.

2: A dirty, dirty sexual act that no one should ever try lest their immortal soul be cursed forever.
1: I was up for a promotion, but unfortunately I lost the pencilling match against Deborah.

2: I swear I saw them pencilling each other! I'm calling the police!
by LangdonAlgerJr October 27, 2020
mugGet the Pencillingmug.

Diamond Pencil

Wanna be stabbed by my diamond pencil?
by Yikers173 November 6, 2019
mugGet the Diamond Pencilmug.

pencil

i used a pencil to stop the flow of diarrhea
by big dic mommy September 8, 2021
mugGet the pencilmug.

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