Michigan Suck

1. The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue.

2. To lick and/or kiss the anus of a sexual partner in order to stimulate pleasure.

“Did you hear? Caleb gave Allie the Michigan Suck in 2016.”

by Savineaj94 April 6, 2021

Cyber Suck

You and Your Girlfriend Get on facetime and she acts out giving you a BJ while you stroke off just barely out of camera view and then bust on the camera as she squirts milk out her mouth to further the illusion

Yo dude during this whole pandemic Jessica gave me a Cyber Suck

by JohnathonSurname May 14, 2020

suck factor

a way to measure how much something sucks; the higher the suck factor, the suckier it is

The party I went to last night was okay, but the music was a huge suck factor.

by Peter WN November 6, 2008

well this sucks

When you do something idiotic and you want to curse but there are a bunch of ladies or other people so you decide to tone the cursing down.
Or when you want to be pessimistic but funny.

Random Person: My solar eclipse glasses finally arrived - FOUR DAYS AFTER THE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
Random Other Random Person: Well this sucks for you, idiot.

by random annoying person June 17, 2018

Ben sucks

A lighthearted way to joke around with friends named Ben. Sometimes the phrase is said without a second thought but never intentionally meant to hurt Ben. Make sure you are close with your friend Ben, or they will give you the devil's glare.

Homie: "Ben sucks"
Ben internally: I'm fine. They still love me.

Stranger: "Ben sucks"
Ben: "Are you okay dude?" (intense stare)

by Flower Power 101 January 29, 2021

suck a sav

Sav is short for saveloy. Saveloy is a Sausage. Sausage looks like a penis. This is the same as saying "Suck a dick" but with an Australian Twist.

** Broden is a annoyed and is taking his anger out on Mark and Zach **

Broden: You can suck a sav
Broden: Hey Mark
Mark: Yes?
Broden: Guess what?
Mark: What?
Broden: You can suck a sav.
Broden: You can both suck a sav, because I am done.

by beepbopbeep November 12, 2015

that sucks gangsters

1. a verbal expression of dismay

2. an interjection indicating an unfortunate situation

Abbey: "I just stepped in a puddle and now my socks are all wet!"
Mark: "Ay that sucks gangsters."

by yolo_lyfe_og December 9, 2016