Iron Plaid

When you use a penis pump so much your balls and cock EXPLODE!!!

AWW SHIT!!! I accidently IRON PLAIDED my junk off.

by Lou Sassulle February 28, 2009

Ironic Punctuation

Using Punctuation in an unusual or unexpected way; and therefore altering the overall meaning of the sentence - possibly with ironic undertones(!)

"I am enclosing a link to my photographs: Some are funny, others are not!" This is an example of Ironic Punctuation... the exclamation mark after the 'unfunny photographs' feels (somehow) peculiar.

by Znethru October 8, 2010

Iron Woman

Command woman to iron clothes

Husband:"when the heck are ya gonna iron these shirts?"
Wife:"when you stop drinking booze!"
Husband:"Iron Woman, or so help me god"

by Crosx February 6, 2021

Iron Hammer

Getting a boner, then tea bagging someone. While you are Tea bagging, you repeatdly smack your victim in the face with your erection

I fell asleep during a party, so i got the iron hammer

by liek40ninjas March 7, 2011

Iron Maiden

The reason you're alive. It was a Maiden concert you were made an accident by your parents

Barry: Why are you an accident, Steve?
Steve: Thank Iron Maiden

by EggFriedRhys March 14, 2015

The Iron Tornado

A thrusting technique involving a violent revolving of the penis in the vagina, often with the use of a steel or iron penis ring or vibrator, which creates a cold, cheese grater like feeling for the woman. If she's a masochist this is the perfect technique to get MAXIMUM results.

Dude, it wasn't my choice, and it was quite painful, but my girlfriend loved the iron tornado; although I don't think she will be ready for another round anytime soon.

by Sex Sensei #2 February 15, 2009

iron cunt

A nickname sometimes used in Britain to refer to Margaret Thatcher.

I'm so glad the Iron Cunt is no longer in office.

by fry_laurie January 30, 2016