Fortnite

A stupid ass game that I wish I could hit it with a car but it’s only virtual screen,

“Fortnite is a dumbass game”

by A Kpop bitch October 20, 2019

Fortnite

A terminal disease causing many strokes, heart attacks, cardiac arrest, total body paralysis, uncontrollable seizures, and about 30 days later, death. We need to stop this disease before someone else falls victim to it. About 2.9 - 4 million people are currently infected.

Guy 1: My friend caught a new disease…
Guy 2: Really? What disease? Also don’t tell me it’s ligma.
Guy 1: He is infected with Fortnite…
Guy 2: That is so sad, I’m sorry for your loss.

by SomeRandomGuy232637 December 23, 2022

Fortnite

A game that steals every damn cent of your money just so you can ignore your gf and look fancy

Omg! Patrica I just got some v-bucks!
Isn’t that the fortnite cash?
...

by DevilsFoeNO1 June 2, 2018

Fortnite

A crappy shooter game that is worse than a trash can filled with broken Virtual Boys.

Person 1: Hey, Timmy just played Fortnite.
Person 2: His execution is tomorrow.

by fridgee February 28, 2020

Fortnite

Cancer game that most people named Michael play

Michael: HeY gUyS wAnT tO pLaY fOrTnItE????

by ryand1xon June 25, 2019

Fortnite

See shit.

Person 1: i play fortnite
Person 2: you are shit
Person 1: ):

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) May 22, 2021

Fortnite

the apparent rival of pubg and is a minecraft killer. attracts normies and their children, has a Left 4 Dead like gamemode and an h1z1 like gamemode. fails to beat tf2 in terms of cosmetics.

Guy 1: Hey, do you play Fortnite
Guy 2: Nah, that game is shit.
Guy 1: Fuck you and I hope you fall off a cliff for hating the game that changed the world and convinced our parents to keep harassing us to stop playing so our brains wouldn't be corrupted. also pubg is gay

by Retarded Switchy June 12, 2018