Beatoff Fantasy

Where people have this idea of self-grandeur, but it results in failure.
This guy is a Beatoff fantasy because he thinks he is a horse expert, but acts stupid and does not know much about horses
by jondich September 17, 2021
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fantasy theater

When one is completely engrossed in a daydream.
I was trying to talk to Tom, but he was totally at fantasy theater, he never said a word.
by mattfoster01 December 12, 2008
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Final Fantasy XIII

When you vomit, poop and piss at the same time.
Damn, I'm so sick I Final Fantasy XIII'd all over my room! Now I'll have to clean it somehow...
by Will-22 December 13, 2016
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Final Fantasy XIII

Something that's built up with huge hype and looks good on the surface, but ends up being mediocre to absolute garbage depending on the person in the end. Based on Final Fantasy XIII, which had huge hype during its trailers and had beautiful presentation, but was met with very mixed reviews from fans.
Person 1: Yo man, did you hear about that new game that's coming out?
Person 2: Yeah dude, but I think's it gonna be another Final Fantasy XIII.
Person 1: Crap.
by Starflight08 November 30, 2017
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Fantasy Docking

The filthy act of one man day dreaming about banging a super hot woman and then realizing that he is in fact fucking another mans penis.
Reamer tried to imagine that he was getting it on with Lindsey L. (pre-coked out crackwhore status) and was rubbing her breasts when all of a sudden he realized she had really hairy tits and her cooter felt funny too, then he realized he was just fantasy docking again and had is cock shoved in the cap of his hairy buddy Rosco's schlong... He came anyway
by ScoobaSteveTX November 03, 2010
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phantom fantasy

An elaborate story (or relationship) with an apparition or specter. an appearance or illusion without material substance, as a dream image, mirage, or optical illusion. a person or thing of merely illusory power, status, efficacy.
My "relationship" with him wasn't real, it was a PHANTOM FANTASY; we have never actually met in person, only talked on the phone and in text messages.
by CaliBeachGirl September 19, 2020
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Divorce Fantasy

Divorce Fantasy is the pitiful feeling children experience after their parents end what is usually a tumultuous marriage. On some level, children feel hope that their parents might suddenly someday reconcile & play nice.
Ava kept in the back of her mind a divorce fantasy that her parents would magically turn into Phil & Claire on Modern Family & stop being jerks.
by Ohio Divorce Lawyer Anne February 19, 2014
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