Danger Ride

(noun) "A perilous journey of over 20 miles in an untested vehicle in which the likelihood of loss of life, explosion, or, incarceration is higher than the expectation of safe arrival at the destination of said journey. The likelihood of mechanical failure alone does not constitute a danger ride unless the mechanical failure would certainly place the 'danger driver' where the aforementioned risks apply. The danger ride is often a moniker awarded posthumously."

I just got my learning permit and my dad is out of town, do you want to take his 1956 Porsche Speedster to a strip club in Austin? Hell yeah, I'll take a danger ride.

by Artemis Killpatrick January 29, 2017

ride life

Ride Life (Ridelife) is a movement for advance sport and street motorcycle riders who have mastered one or more type of modern motorcycle (1000cc and up), frequently travels, and seeks out the most challenging roads for pleasure. Ride Life is a term active motorcycles riders use to separate themselves from local riders who are limited to daily commutes, local group rides, bike nights, and club activities. Ride Life (Ridelife) differs from Bike Life Bikelife which is a movement for motorcycle riders dedicated to stunt riding, motorcycle racing, or members of bike/motorcycle clubs. Ride Life (Ridelife) also differs from bikers biker who only ride cruiser motorcycles.

“He a rider for real - he about that Ride Life.”
"You know he stay on the move, he's about that Ride Life."
"All they do is talk, none of them about that Ride Life for real"

by Clutch-Time August 19, 2018

Cloud Ride

To smoke marijuana while flying and/or sitting in the cockpit of an airplane.

"Yo Pete, you see that plane over there?"
"Uh, Ya!"
"You wanna jack it and go on a cloud ride?"
"Yea dude"

*high five*

by Drouble McDrowell February 14, 2010

Splay Ride

The initial sexual act betwixt to able bodied individuals in which person A. divides the lower extremities of person B. using only their genitals in the same fashion as a chef splits a squab breast in twain.

“Young master William thought it most fitting to ask her to go on a splay ride before dinner, NOT after.”

by Johnny Wishbone 79 May 22, 2018

riding the panther

When one is a caffeine addict who needs caffeine to get through the day.

Quintin is running on coffee this weekend, really riding the panther.

by KanoLynx August 15, 2016

riding bicycles

cycle of steroids

I am riding bicycles this month.

by Hotkilla December 29, 2015

rep ride

To space out on one's job responsibilities; or, to be missing from one's desk for long, unexplained periods of time.

BOSS: "Where the hell is Mitch? The system is down and the users are screaming!"
MITCH'S CO-WORKERS: "He's on a rep ride."

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SALLY: "Did you see the look on Mitch's face when I asked him that question in the meeting?"
JOHN: "Yeah. Total rep ride."

by Annoyed with Mitch September 9, 2005