Old Sloppy

A chassis cab truck with an enclosed cuboid-shaped cargo area. Slow and sturdy she takes loads like a boss; often times in crocs. It is not uncommon to find Old Sloppy with high miles, low standards, and a sailors mouth.

"How's Old Sloppy? "Who, Shauna?"

by Thedanatee November 10, 2022

sloppy dallas

When your southern girlfriend packs a phat lip of dip and give you a sloppy blow job

Blarg: You want me to give you a Sloppy Dallas
Eric: Of course I want one!!
Also Eric: OhHhHhHh yesss my friending!!!

by Sloppy Taloppy October 15, 2020

Sloppy Marathon

When ejaculate bursts from a person and lands upon the interior surface of ones athletic shoe or sneaker.

Ryan went to put on his shoes and realized he had been a victim of a Sloppy Marathon.

by jack the ripper April 11, 2012

Sloppy Wop

A sloppy wop is the act of sucking a dick with a mouthful of wet spaghetti. While performing it, you use your tongue to force the spaghetti down his dickhole. When he's about to cum, you suck the spaghetti out of his dick.

"Man, I've been pissing spaghetti sauce for days because my girl gave me a sloppy wop!"

by MeatPrick October 16, 2019

Sloppy Sinkonds

Using the sink after someone else.

Do you mind if I wash my hands first? I don’t want your sloppy sinkonds.

by Ryan Kelly June 13, 2018

sloppy paul

a sex move in which a man will drink a mixture of chili and milk and spit it into a woman's vagina

I gave my girl a sloppy paul the other night, and she's had a nasty infection ever since.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob from a male or female packing a fat lip of dip

"Yeah Skeeter came by the other day tellin' everybody he got a sloppy dallas from Debra, hardly believe a nun could do that"

by BigBitchOnARascalDrinkinSunnyD October 15, 2020