A small foam pad with Velcro straps used to cover the sharp steering stem of a BMX bicycle, thus hopefully preventing ball-busting injury in the event of a crash. Popularized in the 1980's, they have fallen out of favor in more recent years secondary to the fact that they are not considered cool, and they don't really work anyway.

Hey dude...that's a rockin' nard guard you got there. Now all you need are some elbow pads and training wheels and you'll be ready for Pee Wee's Playhouse!

Nard Guard by chaz360 October 3, 2010

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naked shield

the ultimate shielding device. once this shield is worn you are completly impervise to death. death by invisible darts, death by flaming arrows, death by epic sword fights with the pirates of the carribean theme song playing in the background, death from everything. but only one can own/wear this epic device. one who is brave enough to strip off all of your clothes in less then 3 seconds and run around your friends house naked while everyone else is watching you and you must also know tie guy.

TM 1: dude i just killed you
TM 2: NAKED SHIELD BITCHES HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TM:1 dude put some clothes on.

naked shield by DOC 09 October 18, 2010

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NanaDrama

synthetic angst created and distributed by bored grandmothers (aka Nana) who need to see their children and/or grandchildren at odds, competing, arguing, etc. The drama is constructed to provide temporary distraction for Nana, and ultimately to allow her to resolve any resulting conflicts with a flourish of self-esteem building 'peace-making' gestures.

A. Guess what - Nana fomented a scrap between the kids to allow her to sweep in with cupcakes in a few days just to 'solve' everything!

B. Pretty standard NanaDrama. Ignore it to rob it of oxygen otherwise the flames will build into a family fight.

NanaDrama by Grinding November 12, 2010

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