First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.

"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."

by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022

The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

by Hocarim May 27, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

to pay your bills on time

to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).

Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.

by Sexydimma July 3, 2012

Time Has Not Been Kind To These Celebs

that ad we get on urban dictionary that has that ugly cringy woman in the picture. but if you think about it it is true time really hasnt been giving a shit about these people

Oh my goones shes so fucking ugly
"well Time Has Not Been Kind To These Celebs"

by tecopux September 14, 2022

full time ho

A girl who no matter where she is she is trying to get some D

"Do You think I have a chance with her?"
"Obviously dude she's a full time ho. Anybody has a chance with her"
booty whore thot ho

by Fordlover March 28, 2016

Wasting Everybody's Time

Are and have been. This has been a complete waste of time. It looks to me like you're doing a suicide pact. And like, if you do a suicide pact, the Jews just get genocided anyways. Heheheh, like, you're never going to let the Jews get genocided again... Unless everybody else dies with you- Hey! You sound like...

Hym "You ARE and HAVE BEEN wasting everybody's time. The sabotage is ramping up because that's the whole point (teams of 2 (like Hell's Paradise) to bypass the Anubis BTW). What are we going here guys? Nothing you are talking about is going to change anything because the people you are talking to are just telling themselves what they want to hear and then conveying that to you. Hurry it up. Quick like a bunny."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025