Crystal: "Life's a fucking bitch girl!
Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?"
Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne."
Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't! Men are such fucking pigs! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.
Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?"
Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne."
Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't! Men are such fucking pigs! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.
by The Anrkissed May 8, 2008
Get the lifemug. by viv_xlauren February 12, 2018
Get the suburban thug lifemug. by Jedsall August 12, 2022
Get the Life Kifemug. Float Life (noun): A state of existence characterized by living on a watercraft of any kind, often accompanied by a carefree attitude and a love for aquatic adventures. Originating from the shores of duhboat, where the sea and serenity collide with whimsy.
Example 1: "After quitting his desk job, John fully embraced the float life, sailing around the Caribbean on his sailboat, soaking in the sunsets and salty breeze."
Example 2: "The float life isn't just about cruising on luxury yachts; even living on a humble houseboat can offer a profound sense of freedom and connection to the water."
Example 2: "The float life isn't just about cruising on luxury yachts; even living on a humble houseboat can offer a profound sense of freedom and connection to the water."
by digiprints May 8, 2024
Get the Float Lifemug. A recreational lifestyle preferred by rural Caucasian and often involving boating, melanoma inducing tanning, and the consumption of large amounts of low quality alcoholic beverages.
While he sat in the parking lot of the Dollar General, Dale observed a woman carrying a case of White Claw, along with several children, pile into GMC Terrain with a Lake Life decal on the back window.
by S.S. July 19, 2023
Get the lake lifemug. 