National A boy gives a girl their hoodie day

A boy has to give a girl their hoodie either a girlfriend, best friend or friend

Girl:you have to give me your hoodie
Boy:ummmm why
Girl:it’s national a boy gives a girl their hoodie day
Boy: ok her...

by Someone random on this earth November 13, 2019

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National Shut up Zane Month (September)

A month in which you don't want someone named Zane to speak. Are you tired of listening to one direction blasting from your sisters bedroom while she masturbates to the cover art of "Up All Night", we all need a break sometimes and this month provides it

National Shut up Zane Month (September)
"Hey shut the fuck up Zane" when referring to a friend named Zane
or
"Emily, are you listening to one direction on national shut up Zane day?" *proceeds to douse sister's room in gasoline*

by Boujee_Grandma September 1, 2020

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National take calvin to Panda Express day

June 15 2020

Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt

by Nejeivk June 15, 2020

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national josh has sex with chloe day

no matter what josh has to have sex with chloe on the 10th of november

guy a: hey, its "national josh has sex with chloe day".
josh: FUCK!

by JoshIsGayLmao November 6, 2021

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National Love your boyfriend or girlfriend day

November 10th is National love your boyfriend or girlfriend day on this day you have to love them with all your heart and kiss them whenever you get the chance give them your hoodie hold their hand tell them how much they mean to you

Guy- do you know what today is?
Girl- no
Guy- it’s national love your boyfriend or girlfriend day
Girl - yay

by Illuminateaconformed November 3, 2019

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