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Cunt Times

Cunt times is worse than the worst experience. It is a sequence of events that has you wanting to go tear your hair out… usually at some trivial idiot that is making tour life difficult with their petty interference.
It’s been absolutely cunt times trying to get my refund from the hotel; it’s taken three phone calls yesterday (where I was disconnected twice) and 1.5 hours on the phone last night and those unaccomodating fuckwits still refuse to give me all my cash back.
by Mick E P August 11, 2021
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Most of the time

Common or too often.
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by FrroRdn June 7, 2024
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full time bruh moment

When something is so idiotic or odd that it classifies as more than a part time bruh moment
Guy 1: dang I cant think of a definition for this word
Guy 2: that's a full time bruh moment
by Akhult1 October 28, 2020
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You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.
Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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time by

The act of going back in time and killing someone before they can commit some form of atrocity. Ideally used for altering pop culture, not history.
Keanu Reeves needs a time by right after Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.
by Phil K. November 15, 2005
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snuckle time

k: "hey what time is it"
r: "ITS SNUCKLE TIME!!#$@#$$#$!!!"
by milkingjizz November 30, 2022
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