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Straight girl syndrome

Straight Girls who continue falling too quickly in the early stages of the relationship and expecting to not have their heart broken. They think that this time it will be different.

It is similar to continuously banging your head on the wall and not getting that it hurts.
"omg I really like this guy, more than I've ever liked anyone..he's different"- straight friend

three weeks later

"he is such an asshole, I can't believe this happened again"

"girl you have the worst straight girl syndrome" -gay friend
by Marie Nicole November 14, 2011
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skibidi toilet syndrome

a bullshit illness made by people who reside in their moms basement. (AKA skibidi toilet haters)
it refers to imaginative play which almost every kid has done before even the people who made this shit up.
skibidi toilet syndrome? what about spongebob syndrome? or insert popular kids content syndrome? shut the fuck up.
by your pseudonym................ September 14, 2023
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Tranny Derangement Syndrome

To be so obsessed with trannies that you are incapable of shutting up about them, and blame them for all of modern society's problems. Victims of Tranny Derangement Syndrome will bring up their hatred of trannies in literally any online discussion, no matter what is being discussed, and stir up pointless drama among people that don't give a shit.

The conservative analogue of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
"What does sex change surgery have to do with a thread about computers? No one wants to hear about this gross shit. Fuck off with the Tranny Derangement Syndrome, no one cares."

"STFU DILATE AND KYS TRANNY"
by dontkillalljewspls March 31, 2020
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Shallow Hal Syndrome

Referring to a male who is into a fat, ugly, hit up chick. They truly see the "inner beauty". See the movie to understand better.
by TotZ July 29, 2005
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Melinda Doolittle Syndrome

The astonishing occurrence when a fan-favorite contestant on a talent competition - like "American Idol", or "So You Think You Can Dance," in which the viewer votes for the winner - is voted off the show, more specifically before the finals of the competition. Abbreviation MDS
Lil'Kim came down with a bad case of Melinda Doolittle Syndrome on "Dancing with the Stars" this season.

I wonder who's gonna catch MDS this season on Idol.
by J-Breezey May 22, 2009
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little man syndrome

When a male is generously short. This particular male feels the need to have a big bark. They feel emasculated when their bark is big!!! It covers up their extremely little legs. When everyone knows the bark is bigger than the bite.
Matt walks around all day looking up at people! He is very jealous that he’s not tall like all the other boys, so he shouts profanities at them !! he' is only 5'4:( he has little man syndrome!
by Amy Jae August 12, 2019
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Convertible Balloon Syndrome

After listening to Wavves' "King Of The Beach" album, I discovered I hated the song "Convertible Balloon." I had to delete it, but for some strange reason, I couldn't. This is when I discovered I had Convertible Balloon Syndrome. Now I can't just put a few songs from an album on my iPod, I have to have the entire album. It seems to be contagious because I have spread it to a friend. If you think you may have the godawful disease, you share my pain.
I can't delete that song because I have Convertible Balloon Syndrome.
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