Friend

Some thing you will never have
But there's a guy who will Never give you up, nor let you down, nor will he run around and dessert you

I don't need a friend, I got Rick Astley

by bignoobcoder September 18, 2021

Fight a friend day

December 2nd is a day where you can go 30 seconds or more with a friend and not get in trouble for it.

Hey, lets go fight. We won’t get in trouble it’s fight a friend day

by ihearttaylorr December 1, 2022

Friends

People who are complete assholes. They may look great, smart, nice from the outside, but really they just pure garbage cans.

I have a lot of friends...😭

by Obsecuresalad May 15, 2018

Friends

It's a fake thing made up by "extroverts"

Guy 1: so my friend--
Guy 2: what friends? Your furry trash
Guy 3: so are you. This post is on r/furry_irl

by DatGuy Miller August 27, 2020

Sailor (friend)

Very gay and horny. Their taste in men is horrible. DON'T LET THEM NEAR OLDER MEN IN THEIR 40'S!! They are also known to make very concerning jokes but who are we to judge? We are no different. Also they only pull mean bitches for some reason.

Sailor (friend) is a simp. Please tell them to touch grass.

by vineyardzz_ January 4, 2023

best friend rape

When you force someone to be your best friend against their will

Bob: “Be my bestfriend damnit”
Paul: Ah! Best friend rape!

by FrenchieMarie December 14, 2017

Friend

The person you have sexual relations with, that isn't your partner. # Alycia Adams

I'm going to wash my friend's dishes. I'll be right back...

by SkankFacts April 19, 2022