Double crusted

to double cross somebody.better prepare to get toasted when you do this.

You've double crusted me for the last time, time to get toasted!

by Baked Bread August 7, 2017

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Double Decker

A Double Decker is the action of one removing the top of a toilet, and proceeding to take the actual fastest shit in the top toilet, and leaving it floating like the fucking Titanic.
Double Decker are usually meant to either torment or assert dominance by defecating inside of the toilet.

My friend always asks to use the bathroom, every-time I say “ Don’t shit in the top of my toilet”.
Then he says “I’m not going to”.

Then he Double Deckers me, and I find it a week later because my bathroom develops the most malevolent smell.

by Djent Bro! April 5, 2022

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Double Rudder Udder

When a girl jerks off two guys at the same time while slapping her tits on their dicks.

I got off so hard when Jenny gave me and Tom that Double Rudder Udder at the party last night. Her tits are so big it felt like heaven on my dick.

by Mr. Dooseldorf May 26, 2018

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Double Humblebrag

A brag disguised as humility about being humble — usually to flex even harder without looking like you're trying.

It’s not just “I’m so blessed.” It’s “I don’t even try, I just keep succeeding... I feel kinda bad about it.”

The “double humblebrag” is the 4D chess of social flexing:
You're humble about being humble about a brag — but it’s all still a brag.

1. “Ugh, I wasn’t even prepared for the interview... but I guess being too natural just works sometimes.”
→ Double humblebrag detected.

2. “I used to care about being the best, but I’ve grown. Now I just let the universe make things easy for me.”
→ That’s a spiritually enlightened flex. Classic double humblebrag.

by Db1234ppp July 1, 2025

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