New life

People don't want new life breathed into something, they were happy enough with their old dysfunctional abnormal lives.

His/her old life was a life he/she was already happy with, and didn't need new life.

by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021

Life!

An exclamation to be used by one realizing how much there is to be enjoyed, regretted, seen, amazed at, embarrassed about, pondered over, loved, misunderstood, wondered at, missed, tasted, understood, or heard.

Bird realizes how amazing the universe is and exclaims, "Life!"

Dude realizes that the human race is sometimes such an embarrassment and exclaims, "Life!"

Bird realizes the oneness of everything, finally understanding the Tao Te Ching, and exclaims, "Life!"

Dude sees a bunch of hot bikini-clad birds walk by -- rejoicing in their beauty yet feeling frustrated because he wants to nail every one -- and exclaims, "Life!"

by eivocae November 13, 2012

Quality of Life Scale

A way of measuring quality of life using life expectancy, GDP, and other factors.

We can measure quality of life using quality of life scale.

by Ben Wingert December 15, 2022

My life so far

Just literal fucking garage fire

Oh how’s it going?

My life so far

by Bumcrackchesse4u October 11, 2020

portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism

A long way to call a pistol.

Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.

by but for April 23, 2021

Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.

Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.

by Gbreezy84 January 2, 2017

Life

In other words it's disappointing. A huge disappointment.

Life is a game where everyone loses.

I hate life

by Crazy lady one on one December 5, 2022