Mom

A mom is ur nightmare, she cant do shit and she fucked you once

SWEET HOME ALABAMA MOM
NOOOO
CUM ME

MOAN

by Xylophones February 7, 2023

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by anonymous March 1, 2022

Mom

The most hard-working, dedicated, and smart person I know. She is always quick on her feet and ready for action. She works hard for her family and always thinks of her family's needs, before her own needs.

She is thoughtful and plans amazing vacations and days for her family filled with fun activities. She is funny and makes witty, and smart jokes that make the whole family light up and laugh.

She always supports her family and helps her children make smart decisions. She has amazing mom powers. And I just want her to know, I don't know where I would be without my mom.

I love my mom!

by Zae Roberts December 17, 2022

mom

the worst joke to ever be made

if you read this your mom is gay

by puppyandkitty November 22, 2022

mom

when someone doesn't spank you

SON: MOM SPANK ME
MOM: I AIN'T SPANKING YOU SONNY BOI

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by your mom your mom November 2, 2021

yo mom gay

the most powerful insult in excistance. when you used againts someone their carrier is over. the only comeback is "no u"
in which occasion you can only say "yo mom and dad gay together" to make the other look up directions on how to pour

cold water on the burn. commonly changed to "mom gay" so that the normies wont understand it.

Jon:yo mom gay
Greg:no u
Jon:yo mom and dad gay together
Greg:*gets destroyed*

by petraklas June 24, 2019