A lazo hoe is a lazy slut that lays on her back and takes any dick she can get, including her cousins. She is a dead fuck unless she's bent over taking it in the ass. The skank would fuck anyone who calls her pretty and spends 5 minutes with her because she's an old broken krusty cum rag. A lazo hoe will buy any dude she's with new cars, houses and finance their lives just to keep them and feel loved.
That bitch bought me a jeep and I'm going to take her for everything. When I'm done she's going to wish she wasn't such a lazo hoe
by vrcoon January 24, 2023
Get the Lazo hoemug. by @capbeast.combiach May 6, 2018
Get the Hoemug. 
The type of car a guy drives that usually indicates he’s single and lookin, a bachelor ‘s car ie chevy Camaro, Dodge Charger, etc.
by Sambo90 November 13, 2022
Get the Hoe carmug. Worst than Ur Mom Gay,Ur dad Lesbian,Ur Bro a Mother,Ur sister a mister,Ur Granny Tanny and Your Grandpa a TRAP...
Matt: "Louis,UR MOM GAY!."
Louis:"NANIIIIII"
Louis:"Omae wa mou shindeiru!"
Louis:"UR BRO A HOE!"
Matt:*got nuked by North Korea...*
U.S.A:*WWIII starts*
Louis:"NANIIIIII"
Louis:"Omae wa mou shindeiru!"
Louis:"UR BRO A HOE!"
Matt:*got nuked by North Korea...*
U.S.A:*WWIII starts*
by Xx_L0uIs2_xX May 22, 2018
Get the Ur bro a hoemug. by Bitchey #5 September 25, 2018
Get the Hoemug. 